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Greensborough Patriot

Greensborough Patriot

October 30, 1862

Page 4

 

                                                From the Illustrated News

                                        Jackson’s Foot Cavalry Chronicle

(1.)    Man that is born of woman and enlisted in “Jackson’s army” is of few days and short rations.

(2.)    He cometh forth at “reveille,” is present also at “retreat,” and retireth apparently at “taps.”

(3.)    He draweth his rations from the commissary and devoureth the same; he striketh his teeth against much hard bread, and is satisfied; he filleth his cannon with “aqua pura,” and clappeth the mouth thereof upon the “bung” of a whiskey barrel and after a little while goeth away rejoicing at his strategy.

(4.)    Much soldiering hath made him sharp; yea, even the sole of his shoe is in danger of being cut through.

(5.)    He covenanteth with the credulous farmer for many chickens and much milk and honey, to be paid for promptly at the end of six days, when lo! on the 5th day the army moveth to another part.

(6.)    His tent is filled with potatoes, pies, corn and other morsels for his delicate appetite, which abound not in said commissary department; and many other borrowed things which will never be returned.  Of a truth it must be said of “Jackson’s foot-cavalry,” “they take not that which they cannot reach.”

(7.)    He fireth his Minie rifle at the dead hour of night and the camp is aroused and formed in line—when to his mess he cometh bearing a fine “porker”—which he declareth to resembleth a Yankee that he was compelled to pull trigger.

(8.)    He giveth the “provost” much trouble; often capturing his guard and possessing himself of the city.

(9.)    At such times “lager and pretzels” flow like milk and honey form his generous hand.  He giveth without stint to his own stomach.

(10.)  The grunt of a pig and crowing of a cock awakeneth him from the soundest

       sleep, and he sauntereth forth in search of the quadruped or biped that dareth

       to “make night hideous.”

(11.)  No sooner hath he passed the sentry’s beat than he striketh a “bee-line” for

       the nearest hen roost, and seizing a pair of pullets, returneth soliloquizing to

       himself, “the noise of a goose saved Rome, how much more the flesh of the

       chicken preserveth the soldier.”

(12.)  He playeth “eucre” with the parson whether there shall be preaching on the

       Sabbath, and by dexterously turning jack from the bottom of the pack,

       postponeth the service.

(13.)  And many other marvelous things doeth he; and lo! are they not already

       recorded in the morning reports of “Jackson’s foot-cavalry?”

 

[Transcribed by Sharon Strout]

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